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I've Been Here Before A Few Times, And I'm Quite Aware We're Dying.
And Your Hands, They Shake With Goodbyes, And I'll Take You Back If You'll Have Me.
Blink 182 - Always
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war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength
-1984
We Only Have Oreos In Long Packs of Thirteen, In Lunch Packs of 4 Or A Tub of Mini Ones. We Only Just Got Them Here xD Suckss.
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But when the weather changed,
Like fine print, you were hard to read.
Blindfolded, eyes wide open,
Staring through me
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war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength
-1984
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But when the weather changed,
Like fine print, you were hard to read.
Blindfolded, eyes wide open,
Staring through me
I wanna live there.
Trade?
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war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength
-1984
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But when the weather changed,
Like fine print, you were hard to read.
Blindfolded, eyes wide open,
Staring through me
I freaking love english accents, I've totally perfected my own. I have a really strong canadian accent, most people think that a Canadian accent is just the word eh, or some other weird words we say, but there is a distinct accent, more so up north though.
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war is peace
freedom is slavery
ignorance is strength
-1984
-Really Wants To Hear Yours Now-
Kinda Strange, In England The More Up North You Go The Less Typical Posh English Accent You Have xD I Live On The South Coast. Woo Posh Accent.
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But when the weather changed,
Like fine print, you were hard to read.
Blindfolded, eyes wide open,
Staring through me
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